{"id":3179,"date":"2010-10-04T05:54:47","date_gmt":"2010-10-04T05:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/archivioturi.lavocedelpaese.info\/index.php\/2010\/10\/04\/andiam-andiam-andiam-ad-amministrar\/"},"modified":"2010-10-04T05:54:47","modified_gmt":"2010-10-04T05:54:47","slug":"andiam-andiam-andiam-ad-amministrar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archivioturi.lavocedelpaese.info\/index.php\/2010\/10\/04\/andiam-andiam-andiam-ad-amministrar\/","title":{"rendered":"ANDI\u00c1M, ANDI\u00c1M\u2026 ANDI\u00c1M AD AMMINISTR\u00c1R\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-2067\" src=\"https:\/\/archivioturi.lavocedelpaese.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/OCCHIOSALATO_SATIRA.jpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"150\" alt=\"OCCHIOSALATO_SATIRA\" srcset=\"https:\/\/archivioturi.lavocedelpaese.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/OCCHIOSALATO_SATIRA.jpg 640w, https:\/\/archivioturi.lavocedelpaese.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/OCCHIOSALATO_SATIRA-300x141.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/> <\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Gigant\u00e8llolo<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-2222\" src=\"https:\/\/archivioturi.lavocedelpaese.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/1.jpg\" width=\"161\" height=\"148\" alt=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Sono Gigant\u00e8llolo, il primo cittadino,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">che di finire il mandato ho fatto il mio pallino.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">A chi mi dice di vedermi ammosciato,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">gli rispondo che con il rimpasto riuscito mi sento rigenerato.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">E quando scende la sera improvvisamente<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">prendo sonno e dei discorsi non ricordo pi\u00f9 niente!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"><br \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"> <\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"> <\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Tundolo<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-2207\" src=\"https:\/\/archivioturi.lavocedelpaese.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/2.jpg\" width=\"149\" height=\"154\" alt=\"2\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Sono Tundolo, di tutto il Consiglio il pi\u00f9 testardo,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">eletto vice sindaco con grave ritardo.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">C\u2019\u00e8 chi aveva deciso di farmi le scarpe<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">ora \u00e8 lei che sta ferma e non riparte.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Scontato si prospetta il gran finale<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">festeggiare io voglio con il CAPOCANALE<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"><br \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"> <\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"> <\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Modestolo<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-3175\" src=\"https:\/\/archivioturi.lavocedelpaese.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/3.jpg\" width=\"156\" height=\"162\" alt=\"3\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Sono Modestolo il timidone<strong> <\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">avrei voluto tanto suonare il trombone.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Una volta mi fecero un complimento<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">andai KO come se avessi avuto un cazzotto sul mento.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Dautiliotto<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-3176\" src=\"https:\/\/archivioturi.lavocedelpaese.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/4.jpg\" width=\"174\" height=\"162\" alt=\"4\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Sono Dautiliotto, l\u2019assessore saggio<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">e vorrei usare pi\u00f9 spesso un forbito linguaggio.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Sembro di me sicuro, da intenditore,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">ma a volte mi parlo addosso per ore.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Se in qualsiasi Giunta c&#8217;\u00e8 bisogno d&#8217;aiuto<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">porto subito il mio contributo.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Giacomin\u00f2ngolo<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-2648\" src=\"https:\/\/archivioturi.lavocedelpaese.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/5.jpg\" width=\"164\" height=\"160\" alt=\"5\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Io sono Giacomin\u00f2ngolo, persona pacifica e tranquilla<strong> <\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">ma se mi tolgono l\u2019agricoltura mi dimeno come un\u2019anguilla.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"> <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 13px; font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Dicono tutti che sono una buona forchetta<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">ed ecco perch\u00e8 la mia linea non \u00e8 perfetta.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Del mio aspetto vado estremamente orgoglioso<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">e chi se ne frega se son goloso!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"><br \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Totar\u00e8olo<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-3177\" src=\"https:\/\/archivioturi.lavocedelpaese.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/6.jpg\" width=\"180\" height=\"161\" alt=\"6\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Sono Totar\u00e8olo e pare che sul Comune sono nato<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">ora mi faccio altri 2 anni ma lo stipendio non \u00e8 rubato.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Che goduria essere chiamato assessore<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">e nei sogni volo a tutte le ore.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">La Polizia municipale a Teresa ho levato<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">ma tranquillizzo i familiari, non mi hanno ancora arrestato,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Tate\u00f2ntolo<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-2396\" src=\"https:\/\/archivioturi.lavocedelpaese.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/7.jpg\" width=\"133\" height=\"158\" alt=\"7\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Sono Taet\u00f2ntolo, borbotto, mi arrabbio e ho un tono adirato<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">e a volte con uno sguardo fulmino l\u2019impiegato.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">Non amo le cose lasciate a met\u00e0, per questo alzo la voce<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 13px; font-family: verdana, geneva;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\">e intanto mi guardo intorno con aria feroce.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva;\"><br \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">E TUNDO ENTRO\u2019 NEL PIENO POSSESSO DEI SUOI POTERI <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-3178\" 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